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Offline ACE

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Triathlon Jokes
« on: April 17, 2018, 01:18:54 PM »
I have only heard a few, but this one is probably one of my favorites (simple and dumb, I know).

What did the Ironman's wife/husband/significant other say to them on Valentine's day?
Nothing, they were training!
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Re: Triathlon Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2018, 01:27:49 PM »
A co-worker just reminded me of an even better joke and this one really makes me laugh:

How do you know who's the triathlete at the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you  :laughing:

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Re: Triathlon Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2018, 11:01:55 PM »
How many bikes is enough? N-1

N = the number at which your spouse/significant other leaves you.

:bike: :bike: :bike: :bike:
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Re: Triathlon Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2018, 09:53:56 PM »
How many bikes is enough? N-1

N = the number at which your spouse/significant other leaves you.

:bike: :bike: :bike: :bike:
Check your math... lol

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Re: Triathlon Jokes
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2018, 09:55:14 PM »
How many bikes is enough? N-1

N = the number at which your spouse/significant other leaves you.

:bike: :bike: :bike: :bike:
Check your math... lol

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Derp...  I got it now... I was thinking n+1... but in your equation it's the maximum allowed before you're on the curb.  Haha




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Re: Triathlon Jokes
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2018, 10:02:10 PM »
How many bikes is enough? N-1

N = the number at which your spouse/significant other leaves you.

:bike: :bike: :bike: :bike:
Check your math... lol

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Derp...  I got it now... I was thinking n+1... but in your equation it's the maximum allowed before you're on the curb.  Haha




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Lol! I had originally heard the equation as "N+1, what you have +1" but someone on IG corrected me and I like the new equation better! :-)
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Re: Triathlon Jokes
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2018, 10:20:13 PM »
I am familiar with N+1 in fact i have the shirt!